doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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