She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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