You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
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I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
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You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
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