Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
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