They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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