Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Randomize
