I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
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what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
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Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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