David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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