More tranny stories later!
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
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They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
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