So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Randomize
