I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
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I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
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You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
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