She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I need moral support for this bender
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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