can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
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just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
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You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.