the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on