Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
nutella sex= disaster
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
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dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
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Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
My dick has a subreddit
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.