did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
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