First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
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