who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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