My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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