I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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