I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
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And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
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I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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