After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
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How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Just invented taco cereal.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
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That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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