brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Randomize
