I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
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