And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
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My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
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Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
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