That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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