Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
