He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
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It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
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After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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