Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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