theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
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I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
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You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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