I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i just wanna soil my oats bro
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
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I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
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Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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