how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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