so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
True college students do jello shots in the library
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