Swine flu. Run for my life!
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
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