the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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