try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I don't think brook has ever known best
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
God, I missed his penis.
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