There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Every concussion has its silver lining
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
