I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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