So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
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i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
What a dumb baby whore.
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I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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