When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
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Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
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I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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