Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
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I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
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All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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