Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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