Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
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