Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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