You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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