so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
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Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
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In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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