turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
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I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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