Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
We need to get me chipped asap
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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