If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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