Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.