i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on