did you get engaged???
why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
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High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
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let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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