also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
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So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
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you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
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