the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
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She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
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Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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