Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
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Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
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I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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