Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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