I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
where does the pee come out of this thing
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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